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Ch. 9 teaser

What the hell is that thing?  It’s written plain as day on the side of that piddly yellow eyesore: “drive without a license.”  What, you mean on the same roads as licensed drivers?  Yup.

Double standards is the WTF chapter of French License.  Glorified golf carts on busy thoroughfares are just the beginning.  There’s an underworld of loopholes, exceptions, outright lack of oversight, and authorised cheats for the game of life.  Welcome to the murky world where the rules don’t apply.

Of course, to live in that world, you must show your face in a toy car like this:

Ask yourself, is it worth the ignominy?

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