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Happy B-day Victor Noir

Victor Noir bulge

Happy Birthday Victor Noir, one of the most popular residents at Père Lachaise. First, republicans who wanted to overthrow the monarchy used him as a symbol. Today, women treat him as a sex object. Literally, an object. Victor just lies there and takes it while they stroke him and wriggle on top. Come on my tour to find out why.

I’ll guide you to his final resting place on my @VoiceMap tours of the Père Lachaise cemetery, and tell stories from his life.

See funny souvenir pictures and text from our picnic together in The Chairfather book.

The passed have never been more alive!

Book a lunch date with the fallen famous NOW!

Or later…

Really, it doesn’t matter. Their agendas are quite open.

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